Ramblings of Disaffected Grad Students
My Catholic-with-a-capital-C roommate literally yelled at me and my girlfriend because he can sometimes hear us engaging in "disgusting" practices when he is trying to study. I need a new apartment.
*chuckles* on the one hand, I'm sorry.On the other, that's hi-larious. Did you at least tell him you were doing it the a-okay-with-God way and not using protection?
I want to have one of my guy friends come over so that we can go into my room and pretend we are having hot gay sex.As for what is and is not acceptable to God, I think his problem is that we aren't married. What I could tell him is that neither of us believes in marriage, which has the added virtue of being true.
Well, no doubt his over-Catholicism is sometimes a hassle, but I will say that listening to people bumping uglies in the next room probably isn't the most conducive thing to studying. :P
How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
Everything I want to say is completely inappropriate. Damn.
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